Mortals and monsters alike discover that the gods are just as bad at love as the rest of us. From a cat shifter who steals a trickster’s heart, to a vampire who flirts with Death himself, to an owl shifter who dares to woo the world’s first vampire—these are the romantic misadventures where hell meets hilarity and passion becomes downright mythic.

Because when it comes to love, everyone’s a little divine…and a total disaster.